Meet ThinkGeek customer #e324687fa - otherwise known as "Dave." He's a lone geek in an office full of lawyers. He has many gigabytes of music files, video files, and documents that he would like to carry around with him between work and home - files that are his and he'd be damned if he lets any of the other oxygen thieves at work anywhere close to his data.

Poor Dave likes having his data available, but sometimes he has to leave his desk. Coffee, lunch-room, bathroom, LAN closet, secret room where he has a Playstation3 hidden away... point is, he can't watch that little portable hard-drive all day long. Ideally, he should be feel confident that those idiots down the hall can't just rip out his blessed zeroes and ones by just grabbing the drive, copying its contents, and putting it right back.

When we found the DataLocker, we sent Dave an email. I think his exact words were, "BOOYA." Crack open the smooth aluminum enclosure, and insert your very own 2.5" SATA hard drive. It's powered by your computer's USB port, so you don't need a power supply or battery. Connect it up, pick a twelve digit PIN (fewer digits for easy memory retention), and your data's safe from the other office morons.

Ever since its release in 1980, The Empire Strikes Back has fueled the dreams of geeks across the world. Considered by many to be the best of the Star Wars saga, it was the first film where we really learned what it took to be a Jedi. Sure Obi Wan taught us a little in A New Hope, but it wasn't until we met Yoda that we truly realized how powerful the Force was and how hard it was to master. Yoda was the pinnacle of what a Jedi should be: mighty and humble, wise and peaceful. Even though he was tiny, we got glimpses of his immense power (really, I mean a whole X-Wing?!?)

Once we saw Yoda, we all knew we wanted a Jedi master of our own - a Jedi master who would take us running in the woods, ride on our back, and teach us the ways of the Force. We tried strapping a cat to our back, but it wasn't the same. A few months ago, our geeky hearts almost leapt out of our bodies when we saw this officially licensed backpack. Yoda…on our back…teaching us…and carrying our stuff inside him. Perfect! And, to make it even better, the straps are adjustable and sized for adults. All you need now is a dirty, sleeveless t-shirt and some khaki's and you will be ready for your Jedi training to begin. You will be. You will be.

Since the Star Wars movies R2-D2 seems to have fallen on hard times. You'd think a successful droid would have an easy time finding work... but unfortunately due to his speech impediment and close association with C-3PO (who later turned out to have quite the affection for vaporators) he was forced to find work as a pepper grinder, trashcan and even aaundry basket. Now R2 is trying his hand at audio with this nifty speaker set. You get a two-droid set, R2-D2 and his red doppleganger R2-D1. Each features a flip-up head to reveal a speaker. Plug the stereo headphone style plug into your PC, iPod or spare Wookie for some droid-based sound. We won't kid you, these speakers are not powered so their volume is limited by whatever audio input you give them. But don't you want to help out a droid who's down on his luck?

Getting video onto your iPod or other portable device can be a bit of a pain... but now thanks to the iRecord you can rip video from your cable box, dvd player or any other video source by only pressing a single button. Simply connect the iRecord using the standard video and audio outputs from any video capable device, connect your iPod to the USB port on the iRecord and push the red button. Any incoming video is instantly encoded in real time and stored directly on your iPod. Unplug your iPod and the video is instantly viewable on the device. No other software or hardware is needed. What's more, you can dump video directly to your Sony PSP or a USB hard drive or thumb drive. The iRecord is so easy even your Grandma can use it... although you'll need to buy her an iPod first.

For most resources, it can be fairly easy to gauge the quality and quantity being used, but not so much so when it comes to electrical power. Fortunately, the Kill-A-Watt PS Electricity Usage Power Strip can offer some insight and also help to protect your beloved electronic devices.

Simply connect your electronics to the Kill-A-Watt PS, and it will assess how efficient they are while the built-in surge protection keeps them safe. Advanced features such as over current, over voltage, and no load detection provide clean, safe power to your expensive equipment.

Check the quality of your electrical power by monitoring Voltage, Line Frequency, Amperage, KWH, Current Leakage and more. A built-in "maximum amps" switch on the control panel allows you to optionally select the maximum current (Amps) the unit will deliver to the attached appliances without automatically shutting off. Use a small screwdriver to select either 2A, 5A, 10A or 15A.

Now you’ll know how much power your entire computer or home theater system is using. With the innovative Kill-A-Watt PS you’ll have peace of mind in more ways than one.

In our effort to always bring you the latest and greatest gadgets, ThinkGeek presents this Stainless Steel Video Watch with a massive 8GB of internal flash memory as well as a full color 1.8" screen. Made completely from shiny stainless steel for the ultimate in style and coolness.

High pixel count and frames per second make viewing a joy. Plus this watch has a built-in voice recorder, multiple OSD languages to choose from, a built-in high quality speaker as well as a earphone jack, the ability to view JPEG pictures and listen to music at the same time, and so much more. What more could you ask of such a beautiful looking watch? Be the envy of all your friends and blow them away with your shiny new toy.